Brownness

Interesting facts ———————–

Sanjay Sabarwal

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Begin forwarded message:

From: Nida Khan <nidakhan82@gmail.com>
Date: September 3, 2009 11:47:03 PM PDT
Subject: Interesting facts ———————–

There are few things which perhaps we didn’t know..
like……
 
   1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
 
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   2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
 
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3.The  name  of  all  the continents end with the same letter that  they start with.
 
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
 
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
 
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
 
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 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
 
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8. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
 
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
 
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10. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you  sneeze your heart stops for a millisecond.
 
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
 
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12. The  “sixth  sick  sheik’s  sixth  sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
 
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13. If  you  sneeze  too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
 
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14.. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
 
   Spades – King David
 
   Clubs – Alexander the Great,
 
   Hearts – Charlemagne
 
   Diamonds – Julius Caesar.
 
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15.
 
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
 
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16. If  a  statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front  legs in the air,  the person died in battle.
 
   If the horse has one front leg in the air, the  person died as a  result of wounds received in battle.
 
   If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
 
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
 
   Ans. – All invented by women.
 
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18. Question – This is the only food that doesn’t spoil. What is  this?
 
   Ans. – Honey
 
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
 
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
 
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
 
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22. American  Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one  olive from each salad served in first-class.
 
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23.. Butterflies taste with their feet.
 
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24.Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
 
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
 
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
 
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27. Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
 
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
 
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
 
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
 
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31. The  human  heart  creates enough pressure when it pumps out to  the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
 
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32. Rats  multiply  so  quickly  that  in  18  months, two rats could have over million descendants.
 
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33. Wearing  headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria  in your ear by 700 times.
 
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
 
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
 
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different
 
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37. And finally 99% of people who  read this will try to lick their elbow,

I did, did u? :p

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AVEDA 50% OFF

Sanjay Sabarwal

Sent from my iPhone

Begin forwarded message:

From: “Suman Patel” <suman@zibabeauty.com>
Date: August 24, 2009 5:14:18 PM PDT
To: “Executive Team” <executive@zibabeauty.com>, “Ziba Managers” <Zibamanagers@zibabeauty.com>, “Nubia Stephens” <nstephens@zibabeauty.com>, “Shadden Fouz” <sfouz@zibabeauty.com>, “Megha Malik” <mmalik@zibabeauty.com>, “Gabriel Slater” <gslater@zibabeauty.com>, “Gurjit Suri” <gurjit@zibabeauty.com>, “Reema Saberwal” <rsaberwal@zibabeauty.com>, “Angelica Lima” <alima@zibabeauty.com>, “Michele Armstrong” <marmstrong@zibabeauty.com>, “Executive Board” <ExecutiveBoard@zibabeauty.com>
Subject: AVEDA 50% OFF

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Brownness

Dumbness

Sanjay Sabarwal

I never thought my life would be as settled and unsettled as it is right at this moment.  While I have always used to having contradictions in my life, they were usually times that I could easily predict. 

Yes the only thing predicable thing now is the feeling that I dont know what the hell I am doing or what the hell is going on.  But then I pause (as usual) and I realize the frustration isnt just about myself or my life, its the interactions I continue with people who really arent all that bright.  In the process of slowing down for them, I have dumbed myself down and thats quite disappointing to me.

I am not satisfied with the life I have sometimes because its not at a standard that can fulfil or that can motivate me to move along in this world.  When I look back, I realize that in my eagerness to please the ones close to me in my life or even perfect strangers, I have lost a little bit of who I am due to plain carelessness.  I didnt care for myself, and instead of indulged others. 

Maybe nothing will change more than my immediate sense of the world or even my habits.  Yet, I wonder if I have given up on who I really am?