Sanjay Sabarwal, Esq.
Ziba Beauty, Vice President
Ziba Magazine Editor
17832 Pioneer Boulevard
Artesia, CA 90701
Ph: (562) 402-5131
Fax: (562) 402-2139
Email: Sanjay@zibabeauty.com
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An Oldie But a Goody: Punjabi Jingle Bell
Sanjay Sabarwal, Esq.
Ziba Beauty, Vice President
Ziba Magazine Editor
17832 Pioneer Boulevard
Artesia, CA 90701
Ph: (562) 402-5131
Fax: (562) 402-2139
Email: Sanjay@zibabeauty.com
He Said…
He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it
I said to him .. . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said to me . . …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart
He said to me.. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. …… Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don’t have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don’t know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
I said to him .. . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said to me . . …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart
He said to me.. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. …… Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don’t have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don’t know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Sanjay Sabarwal, Esq.
General Counsel
Ziba Beauty
(562) 402-5131 ext. 258
Things to live by
“As we sail through life, don’t avoid storms and rough waters. Just let it pass, Just sail. Always remember, Calm seas never make skillful sailors.”
“When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.”
“Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.”
Sanjay Sabarwal, Esq.
General Counsel
Ziba Beauty
(562) 402-5131 ext. 258