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A free ebook gift: “Guerilla Marketing for Attorneys” from your friends at ASF!

Sanjay Sabarwal

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Subject: A free ebook gift: "Guerilla Marketing for Attorneys" from your friends at ASF!

 

   
A New Year’s Gift From Your Friends at Agency San Francisco
Hi Sanjay, This is a special New Year’s gift to say "thank you" for being one of the 668 attorneys to participate in our survey last October. We wanted to give you a free ebook that’s been 4 months in the making. This ebook isn’t available online yet – we wanted to get it to you before it goes live on our website next week where it will be downloaded. In Guerrilla Marketing for Attorneys we share with you invaluable internet "guerrilla" marketing tools, guidelines, and strategies that you can use as a practicing attorney or law firm, absolutely free. Whether you’re just starting your practice, or trying to get your law firm’s annual revenue from $1,000,000 to $10,000,000, this ebook can help you get thousands of high-quality clients.

   

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Marriage Jokes

Sanjay Sabarwal
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, "Can you give me one last wish?" She says, "Anything you want." He says, "After I die, will you marry Larry?" She says, "But I thought you hated Larry." With his last breath, he says, "I do."

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go
to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of
how the store operates.

"You may visit this
store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as
the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a husband.

  On the first floor the
sign on the door
reads:

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued,
but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs
and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks,
‘But I want more.’

So she continues upward.
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are
Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but
feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor
and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.


‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims,

‘I can hardly stand it!’


Still, she goes to the fifth floor

and the sign reads:  


Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor
#31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at

the Husband Store.

 


PLEASE
NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a
New Wives Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives
that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have their own money
and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

   

   

 

 

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Myself, Preeti

Appreciation

Sanjay Sabarwal
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Image by misti_kay via Flickr

Yesterday, I leaned into it.  Myself that is, the minor irritations, the anxiety about not writing, the deadline to get the assignment done even half-assed. I acknowledged I was hooked, leaned into it, took 3 deep breaths, and relaxed, actually that’s not quite accurate, I actually enjoyed and appreciated everyone, the Natural warmth came out right away!  I spend an interesting hour talking to my father in law, getting to know him, another with her best friends about the day, and what they were up to, and for a while, it almost seemed like a party in the Oncology module.  We ate with her, and laughed and although Kaiser nurses especially seemed intent on kicking us out of the treatment every 5 minutes, the time we all spent together made the 5 hours go by quickly.

I could not believe how generous everyone with their time and spirit.  From someone driving from the Valley just to drive her 5 minutes, to others coming right after work, and one even skipping work to come spend time with her.  As I relaxed, I saw the true warmth and openness of others, and I was ashamed at my earlier reactions.  I leaned into that, breathed it in, recognized it for what it was: hurt at feeling alone and just plain loneliness.  I lashed out for no other reason than because it was easy to do, and I felt better temporarily.  So now I work on pausing, leaning in, taking the breathing in and just relaxing and letting go.

Thank you, Pema Chodrom, your book Taking The Leap has touched my life.

thank you all for your texts, calls, Facebook messages and prayers for her as we go through this very difficult time.  I do apologize if I hurt any of you in any way.  I hope I can fix that, and know that you are all appreciated for all that you have done and will do.

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Chase Casting Call for South Wedding Commercial

Sanjay Sabarwal
Message
From: Tricia Sherman <tricia.sherman9@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:08:44 -0800
To: Sumita Batra <sumita@zibabeauty.com>
Subject: Re: CHASE BANK FOLLOW UP

I am holding a casting tomorrow.  It might be easier to just have the people who are interested and fit the bill just come in tomorrow.  If they can’t make it tomorrow, but available on the shoot day and are interested.  They can send me some polaroids.

CASTING TOMORROW 1/25/11 FROM 9AM-12PM @ our office 2404 Wilshire Blvd Suite 5D, Los Angeles, CA  90057

REMINDER – SHOOT DAY 2/3/11

RATES:  
BRIDE AND GROOM – $1000 + 20%
FATHER OF THE BRIDE – $750 + 20%
GUESTS – $250 + 20%

 USAGE:

Usage is 1 year US Unlimited/Unrestricted Print media including but not limited to  OOH, POS, DM and Internet.

Please have them contact me or email me with any questions (email and number below in signature).

Thank you!

Tricia


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Myself, Writing

Being Present

Sanjay Sabarwal
Cover of "Taking the Leap: Freeing Oursel...
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The house is quiet, the window open and I can actually see my neighbor’s house next door.  Funny, in the past 5 years we have barely said hello even though we live 10 feet away from each other.  It’s moments like this that makes me realize how much of my world is present to me yet I am absent from it.  Reading the book Taking the Leap by Pema Chodron (thank you Santoshi for this amazing gift!) has made me understand that I am have been asleep and letting Shenpa (attachment or being hooked or stuck) rule my world.  It’s as if I am all reaction even when I try to slow down.  At some point, the apologies have to desist, and real action has to take place.  I need to practice the 3 things we all carry: Natural Intelligence, Natural Warmth and Natural openness.  I know that there are things I need to do especially towards a few people who have hurt me deeply unintentionally.  As much as I talk about real friends and family, I know that I need to have a conversation with those dear to me.  I see now that I am pushing them further and further away by not opening up to them and letting them know that I need them in my life.  Too often, I have let my ego rule my world, and while it has proven satisfying for the moment, like poison ivy, that satisfaction has spread the rash all over my mind and soul.  In my quest for the temporary release, I managed to do some long-term damage that I may never be able to repair.

I have the ready excuse that my wife has cancer, or that I am recent stroke victim, yet I know that I have made this all about my pain and myself in general.  Shit happens.  Life happens.  Get over it.  Actually, I don’t mean that in an angry way.  I am just tired of fighting, of alienating people, and hurting the people close to me.  I see now that I need to be better, do better, be the person I can be.  I have let my emotions become me, and that has led to me being even more alone.  So I need to follow the 3 steps (easy to describe but extremely hard to do).  1) Acknowledge that I am hooked, 2) Take 3 Deep breaths and lean into the energy, experience and taste whatever it is, take it in the waft of anger, pain, hurt, breathe it in, make love to it, play with it and then Step 3: Relax and Move On.   Again, I come back to the realization and advice to STAY PRESENT, BE AWAKE.

It is so easy to drift, to dream, to look at the past, the future but so incredibly difficult to experience the Now.  So now my birthday resolution makes sense now because writing forces me to stay present, to observe, to relish the moment, lean in experience it whole-heartedly.  But, (and there is always a but).  I know now how much I am loved, and how much I have hurt others.  However, no more apologies, just being present, using my natural intelligence, warmth and openness can now save me.  In other words, be who I am, not what others want me to be.

 

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